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I Will Fucking Piledrive You If You Mention AI Again

By Ludicity

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The target is not AI itself but the corporate hype machine around it: organizations that cannot execute basic software and operational work are being pushed toward poorly understood AI projects by executives, vendors, and “thought leaders.” Most should fix their fundamentals, adopt AI only for clear use cases, and recognize that superficial experimentation will not prepare them for either modest or extreme technological change.

Overview

Writing from a data-science background, Ludicity describes leaving the field after seeing inflated promises, weak leadership, and a shortage of real use cases. ChatGPT revives the same cycle at greater scale: companies add chatbots, announce “AI strategies,” and claim benefits that the author finds implausible. The essay’s repeated structure answers familiar pro-AI arguments—efficiency, competitiveness, demonstrated gains, future preparedness, and widespread adoption—with operational skepticism and anecdotes about failed demos, insecure systems, dubious vendors, and institutional self-deception.

The author allows three broad futures: an intelligence explosion; a plateau in which AI incrementally disrupts selected industries; or a much more capable system that changes programming and society. None makes generic chatbot deployment a sensible preparation strategy. In the moderate case, organizations should know their specific use case. In the extreme cases, ordinary “AI readiness” is either irrelevant or inadequate. The practical alternative is unglamorous competence: reliable systems, tested backups, good documentation, stable teams, sound requirements, and a culture capable of solving problems together.

Core ideas

AI hype is often organizational theater

The number of AI initiatives can greatly exceed the number of viable problems being solved. Executives may use fashionable technology to gain status, funding, headcount, or conference visibility rather than to produce measurable value.

Fix basic execution before adding complexity

Organizations that cannot consistently deliver CRUD applications, protect sensitive credentials, maintain legacy systems, or test backups are poor candidates for sophisticated machine-learning programs. AI adds infrastructure, data, evaluation, security, and governance burdens; it does not compensate for weak fundamentals.

AI may already be present as a commodity capability

Many firms can benefit indirectly from algorithms embedded in products they already buy—such as security or productivity software—without creating an internal AI program. “Using AI” is not automatically a strategic project.

A capability is not a use case

Broad language-model abilities become valuable only when attached to a specific workflow and a meaningful advantage. The author’s positive example is natural-language conversion into Todoist’s filter syntax: narrow, useful, and clearly better than learning an obscure notation for occasional use.

Survey claims and demos require hostile scrutiny

Reported success rates may reflect hype, vague definitions, or respondents’ incentives rather than reliable outcomes. Impressive demonstrations can conceal manual intervention or unsolved core problems; sales language can relabel ordinary outsourced labor as AI.

“Preparation” should match the scale of the future

If current methods improve gradually, a concrete use case will reveal itself. If AI becomes radically more capable, adding a chatbot or teaching employees prompt tricks will not protect the business. Generic middle-ground preparation may deliver little in either scenario.

Internal knowledge is an infrastructure prerequisite

Techniques such as retrieval-augmented generation presume that an organization has accurate, accessible, maintained documentation. Improving documentation and institutional memory is valuable independently and makes later AI adoption more feasible.

The author’s anger is aimed at incentives, not research

Ludicity acknowledges that generative AI could transform society and that some existential-risk arguments are plausible. The objection is to opportunists who turn uncertainty into confident corporate prescriptions, crowding out competent engineering and responsible technology use.

Practical takeaways

Caveats and counterpoints

Questions worth revisiting

Return to this when…

Return to this essay when an organization proposes an AI initiative in vague strategic language, cites impressive adoption statistics without definitions, or wants to deploy a chatbot before addressing basic reliability, security, documentation, and management problems.

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  1. Original I Will Fucking Piledrive You If You Mention AI Again